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Who Discovered The Chin? (Wauner, aged 7, Lillyputt)
Chins were first found by the ancient Messapotamians. They called them Chons and made them out of sea salt bonded with worm fat. Up until this time man (or Morther as he was known) had made do with no jaw this caused him great difficulty when eating blowfish (this is where we get the word spade from). More recently humans have evolved organic chins of their own through the process of condensation.
Why does my chin ache after eating cheese? (Islorette, aged 89, Istanbul)
Well Islorette, it sounds to me like you are suffering from a case of Gilleschopelinutitus (or to give it its medical name, wooded face). This is particularly common among elderly females. It is caused by the enzyme secreted by thje pituitary gland as it corrodes. As it is circulated round the face it can become stuck in the chin bone. This is not a problem by itself and can simply be removed through circular massaging of the cheeks. However it can become painful if the build up occurs just before eating cheese. This is because the enzyme used to make cheese (Sectas Maleventus julipsta Prongfates Scimtisli Perixna Ske) reacts with pituitary enzyme causing silk bubbles to occur. These become particularly painful when trapped in the left fork of a double chin. These must be removed and sold to make Sarongs or your chin will produce spiderfish which will eat your entire face in the night. REMEMBER MASSAGE YOUR CHEEKS EVERY HOUR, HAVE A CHIN CHECK UP EVERY YEAR!!!!!!
How can Using my Double Chin enhance sexual pleasures? (Matthew Philips, 17, Romford)
Well Matthew let me start by saying how great it is to see a local lad taking advantage of the site. In answer to your question the triple chin has long been considered an erogenous zone. I suggest you take a halbut (*wet if possible) and use it to gently massage your face. Slowly work your way down to your chins moving in small circles. As soon as you reach the tip of your third chin i can guarantee (not actual guarantee) that you will orgasm.
I have a double chin. Should i treat each chin individually or as one MEGACHIN?? Also should I use chin putty to join the two? (James Pannell, 17, Romford)
Well James. I would have thought that with youre chinning experience you would not need me to answer this question. Treat your chins as individuals...each is special. However, having said this, the fact that your chin is a double means that you are blessed as a naturally good blocker chinner. Only use chin putty if it makes you feel more comfortable in yourself or if there is some financial gain to be had. Personally I would recomend surgery to creat a large protruding trough shape. This will not only improve your game but also provide a useful place to keep pens, papercliops, buttons, hamsters and other useful items whist out in the town.
i have been wondering does ur chin wear out when u rub it? i have been usung it excessively during philosophy and it is really hurting do u experince the same problem please help (Joel Laryea, 17, Leyton)
Well, Joel, chin's, like all subtances, can only take so much errosion before they begin to break down. Rubbing chins, however, can be very satisfying, in regards to satisfaction and cleanliness. Using appliances is also very concerting, such as rubbing windows,ribbed wallpaper, oblongs, light bulbs (20watts prefered), or maybe even the backs of passersby. You see, as aforemetioned in an above qustion, the egular massaging of the face can help prevent many kinds of illness, such as wooded face, looking like a clock, fullstop.syndome, or comas. We recomend rubbing your face all te way through philosophy, and maybe even other people's faces, even the face on the back of your 'fro. Keep 'em coming, questioneers, man.
Where can I buy a new chin?(Adam Carpenter, Undisclosed?)
Woolworths
Really funny and humourous site- will recommend(thank you, David). What is the largest chin in the world? (Silent Hunter, Cyberspace)
Thanks for the positive feedback, Cyberspace. It's always heart warming to hear of Chin enthusiasts who are clearly so well travelled, and well rounded. Well chins, like love, respect, justice, or any other abstract quality, are not easily measureable. The reason being, where does your chin actaully start(see above question)??? Also, there is no actual chin measuring objects, coz they fail to take into consideration the curvature of your head. But, in answer to your question, mice have the largest chins.
If chin was made of beef. Howv would you cook it? (Samuel Nuddddddddddddds, Judeson)
Judeson?? Isn't that where holes are in charge. Oh no, that's Banana City. Imean Antwerpe. I love the throwing hand story. And the he called the city throwing hand. He won the race, he could call the city anything he wanted, to he called it the means by which he won. He could have called it ANYTHING. like Opher the Jowls. Or Hudson on the Goar. Theres no need to cook chins, coz tey loose all flavour, and colour, and zest. And, whats more, chins already are beef!!!!!!!!!! Look at the evidence. Skin is close to pork. Pork is close to pig. A pig in a farm may stand next to a cow, thereby making pig close to, if not, cow. Therefore, chin, which is made entirely from rubberised skin, cow, which is laymans term for BEEF. Lean forwards over a frying pan, or lava pot, and slowly buff your chin in the contents, which is heat. It'll taste theraputic, and similar to felt. Love and wishes, Dxxx
All Questions answered by Dr Sam Booth, Chin specialist. And David Conner, Inventor of the line. Don't take all th credit Sam, you little tape-leg. Go shave your' nose, or something.
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